Boo hoo! Poor little you!
You now have much more than just simply the flu.
You're a selfish, loathsome pig!
What about your sisters, your mum, your friends?
Ever think about them? Didn't they ever think about you?
I hate you and all that you represent.
I hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you.
Hate, loath, despise, kill, die, end.
You deserve this you know. How many times did you beg Jack...
"Oh please, thank you Jack!" Huh? Here you go again: "Please Jack. Just make it OK... just this once more!"
Ha! I'm going to bust my sides! Ha, ha and bloody ha! Go on Jack.
Give him the good news. It's so funny I could die... die! Ha! Get it? Die I said!
You've got to be the best joke this century! You might have made someone very happy.
I hate you. Period.